*"I'm having a hard time" beats "everyone else is the problem" — every single time.
*Waiters, baristas, and customer service reps are not emotional support punching bags. They're just trying to make rent.
*If you wouldn't say it to your grandma, maybe workshop it before it leaves your mouth.
*Tight jeans are not a moral failing. They're jeans. They shrink in the dryer. It's a whole thing. Don't take it out on strangers.






